Monk... Kid... Tiger... Chick and Weevil
All right! I win.
Fuck you! You cheater!
Tiger eats the hell out of Kid.
Damn you!
Kid can stab into Tiger's ass.
What an idiot wanna stab a tiger's ass?
Simply a tiger's fart will pass him out
let alone thinking about a wimpy ass like you.
What was that?
Whoop his ass, Father.
Show him what we got.
Get this bastard out of our temple, Father.
Father... Kick his candy ass out.
Get you ass out of the temple!
You shouldn't let him go.
Father, you shouldn't be nice to him.
I'm not being nice! I'm just tired!
Father. Father.
Father.
Those outlanders are taking the cops here.
They're taking Father to their court.
They said that they want Father out of the abbot.
That's exactly what I've just said! I shouldn't have said it indeed.
What are we gonna do now, Father?
Nothing. If they wanna capture me, let them.
No... We can't let them take you.
You'll be in big danger if going with them.
Better leave the monkhood and flee.
I won't do that.
Father... you should leave... Believe me.
Ladies and gentlemen... Whoever got headache
fever, restless, frail, sleepless, jittery
bad liver, indigestion
having no appetite for food
heartburn, acid reflux, tooth decay...
I want my money back... You quack!
Attention! Don't believe this sly dog.
These bum drugs are completely bogus.
I took the medicine to restore my period but after a few doses.
I poop and pee like crazy.
I see... Poop and pee have to come first.
And your menses will follow later.
You gotta take your time, ma'am.
Doctor... What kind of medicine you prescribed me?
You told me it's a body supplement, didn't you?
Hey! Prank... How come you become a queer on a sudden?
Because of the medicine of this kook.
What kind of medicine could have turned
a hunky man as strong as an ox
to a screaming fairy?
Shoot! That's a very strong female supplement.
If a woman takes it, she'll be more feminine than a woman.
If a man takes it, he'll turn into a woman instantly.
It a ghost-secret medicine. A fag ghost!
Damn! I told you to give it to your wife
not to yourself.
Goddamn it! You all just fucked up my medicines.
That's it! I quit.
Hey... Back off!
Give me back the money, You crook!
Where are you going?
Get out! Get out of my way!
What the hell is that thing?
Oh!
I do know him.
Go to hell! You fuck-brained faggot!
I told you to give it your wife and you moron took it yourself.
What a crazy punk!
Where the hell did that quack go?
Hey, bring my husband back to me, all right?
Look! Who is firing the fireworks?
We didn't ask for that, do we?
Who are you?
They are thieves.
Hurry up! Capture them all.
Who the hell is that guy?
We gotta capture all strangers.
We don't know whether they are thieves or spies.
Hurry up! Quickly.
Let me see what you've got.
I don't know. I just put everything into the bag.
Why don't we split up the stuff and then you're on your own.
Why don't you wait until we're safe?
Hell no!
If I lose contact with you, I'll lose my share too.
How stingy! Okay... Let's split it up.
Damn you!
That's good!
This is mine.
Hold on.
Why the hell are you following me?
I don't know anything.
Hey stop! Hurry up! Faster!
Where the hell are you from?
Why do you lead those bastards here?
Where I'm from isn't important.
It's you two who cause me big trouble.
They thought that I'm in your team.
Have you ever died?
Wow... never.
All I've ever done is to love.
And you want to be heartbroken before you die
or die before you get heartbroken, huh?
Go away before I blow your brain out!
- Go! - Now!
I'll get your asses back.
Beat it!
Raka... Come on! Let's finish this.
You still wanna do it?
Don't you see we almost got caught?
If I see you again, I'll dope you with purgative
transforming you into haggard bitch.
What a suck day indeed! Bad selling day
and also got insulted as wimpy thief.
This one is pretty. I want it.
But I choose it first.
But I was the one who filched it.
But I put more effort than you, remember?
I used both the white and the black clay.
Hey... Pumpkin heads... Run!
Shit! Why do you bring them here?
Over there! Go!
Is that a monk shade, right?
Careful, Raka.
Keep quiet.
- Father. - Reverence.
Did you see anyone just running past you, Father?
Tell them that you don't see anyone.
Who are they?
They're the villagers and the soldiers.
Soldiers? Holy Cow!
Are you sleeping, Father?
Did you hear anyone running past here? Where did they go?
Tell them that you didn't see anyone.
I can't say that. Lying is against the monk's rules.
I never lie.
- Damn!!! - Father.
Yes.
Hey!
I'm sleeping. What is going on, ma'am?
Sir! Sir.
Excuse me, Father?
Well... You are sleeping. And what do I want?
You are the monk and they are laymen.
I am?
Well, I'm sleeping. What do you want, sire?
Damn!!!
Don't be that polite!
This monk is very well-spoken indeed.
I think he might get ordained from Bangkok.
He uses royal words with us.
What makes him travel from so far away?
Why are you here in the middle of the night?
With weapons in hands accompanied by many soldiers.
Do you have anything that I can help, sir?
Since we're here, we haven't moved his umbrella shade.
Yeah! How come he knows that...
there are soldiers and men holding torches outside.
My goodness! He just made a miracle!
Father, we're looking for thieves.
May I ask you whether we'll be able to capture them.
Oh no... you can't.
Can't catch them, sir?
No, you can't. No matter how hard you try.
You all should go back to your party in the village.
He knows that we're having a party too!
We're so lucky that we've run into you, Father.
I think it's a good day. May we ask you for some amulets
that we can use to protect us?
What should we do?
Just give them whatever you have.
Here... Give them this.
All right... come on in.
Listen... all of you.
This amulet is exclusively made by Father Sum Lee.
If they're out, there won't be made again.
Hey... Give me some more...
Come on!
What are you bothering me for?
All right. There are a lot of stuffs for everybody.
Hey! My wife's ring.
Hey this ring... looking just like my wife's.
It's the ring that got stolen.
Those thieves are hiding in there.
Is that the monk from Bangkok who be at the foreigner?
Capture them all!
Here you go!
What the hell?
Are you nuts... trying to kill a monk?
Damn it! We ended up with nothing!
They are over there. Come on!
This lot is not as big as last time.
Captain, you are late for a few days.
Merchants from Bangkok had bought all the goods.
I see, Mr. Phu.
I think I won't gain any profit at all.
This amount of goods won't even afford the cost of this trip.
Please be my guest for lunch before you leave.
Are those kids your children?
Oh... they are not.
Just the kids of the peasants at the hill.
Their parents used them to work for debts.
How much do they owe you?
What do you want to buy them for?
They are all little kids.
They'll grow up.
Wong, master Phu has just sold our children
to the foreigner from the ship.
Hey... Khao! Thueng!
Your son, Kamin, was just sold to the foreigner.
They're moving him to the ship.
And your nephew too, Ju. They're buying all of our kids.
Hurry up!
Do you think Phu will be okay with this little money?
I don't know. Go talk to him first.
All right, let's go!
This chicken feed for redeeming your kids?
Could we pay you in installments?
We ask for your mercy for our children.
We'll try our best to pay off our debts
and get our children back.
Could you please get our children back? I beg you.
So kneel down.
Do it!
Frankly, I'd like to help you out.
But I'm afraid that I can't.
Because it's already a done deal.
If you want your children back.
You gotta negotiate with Captain Johnson himself.
You all gotta be hurry.
Because total sum including interest...
and profit is kind of out of your sight.
- How could you do to us? - No!
- Fuck! Human is not for sale! - Hey! Hey!
What will happen if your sons got sold?
Asshole!
Get the hell out of my face!
And don't even bring your ass in my market again.
Buzz off!
How could peasants like us...
be able to pick a bone with them?
Even worse, we might get killed
for nothing let alone getting our kids back.
How about we hire somebody to retrieve the kids?
I've heard that there is a bully staying at a shanty by the woods.
We think he is an escaped convict.
His name is Suer the tiger.
He's a sleeping tiger.
Don't even think of waking him up.
When he is waken up, nobody could stop him.
What does he look like?
I can't tell. I've never seen him.
A gal... a guy... tall... white... red... black. I have no clue.
If he just a womanizer, our plan will flunk out.
Let's see... whoever lives in this place.
We gotta take it for granted that he is master tiger.
Master Tiger!
Who the heck is calling a tiger?
What do you want?
What are you calling a tiger for?
Is your name 'Suer' the tiger?
Why? What if my name is Suer the tiger?
Do you have any business with Master Suer?
We're just poor peasants.
We owed a huge amount of debt with Master Phu.
And sent our children in exchange for interest.
However, the bastard Phu was greedy.
He has sold our kids to the foreigners on the ship.
Foreigners again?
They're taking our kids to their country.
I've heard about the magnificent Suer.
Those red-haired bastards again?
All right!
I volunteer to bring the children back.
As you know we're as poor as a church mouse.
This is all we can find to hire Master Suer for this task.
We're willing to give it to him.
Money?
Yes, sir.
- I'm master Suer. - I'm Suer.
It's me, Master Suer.
Give it to me.
It's mine!
Thanks a lot.
These folks never lay down.
Greed... anger... lust.
What is going on with all of you.
This money is mine.
The money is not but this one is for you!
Are you trying to kill a monk?
The money is here!
I'll help you all out for free.
What?
What the heck did you just say?
We gotta make it clear.
How about... we promise to help you?
Who in your group is master Suer?
All of us are.
Why keep asking us this question? You're getting on my nerve.
No, I'm not questioning your ability.
Wed like to invite four of you to our village.
Please show us the way.
All right.
I beg your pardon.
What?
How could I address each of master Suer?
No... Don't call us anything!
If you don't want to be called, we won't.
But we can still call you master Suer, can't we?
What did I tell you?
If you wanna go to their ship, you gotta to use this route.
You gotta pass Chai-Ked and Ka-Chin village
then pass through Khun Kajorn's mine.
Keep walking for a few days, you'll arrive the Tawai sea.
Since the foreigners have lots of stuff in many ships.
I think it won't be too hard to spot them.
Those dipshits must learn some lessons.
About the money, I'll be the one who keeps it.
I'll give to those who go with me to free your children.
Don't worry.
If we can't bring them back to you.
I will give you back the money.
- What? - Why?
I wish you can help them out.
Tup... Tim.
Send a group of your best men.
Escorting Johnson to his ship.
Don't let those tramps ever get near him.
Hey... Let's take a rest here.
This place is really nice.
Fantastic! Let's stop here.
Good I want some good rest, too.
Find your own space and set the camp-fire.
Where we should sleep?
Golly! I've never seen something like that.
I'm getting hyped up. What now?
I don't know either.
I've lived to almost sixty years...
I've never seen something like this before. I gotta go.
Where to?
I'm a devout person, don't eat fresh meat.
Any meat or skin.
I'll find some fruits and vegetables.
Though I'm no longer a monk, I still a vegetarian.
What the heck am I supposed to do now?
You wanna eat?
Have you ever eaten this, the bread?
Bread
Where does that white chick come from?
She dresses up just like one of the foreigners.
She is a siamese like you and me.
She almost got a chance to move to foreign country...
But she couldn't make it through.
How come? Why not?
It's really none of our business.
Whether kid or monk, we have nothing to do with her.
So why do you wanna know about it?
The rice is done!
Come on, Mahah. Hot and sour soup with dried fish.
My special recipe!
You cannot just call him to eat like that.
He was a monk.
You must hold the dish and place on his hands.
Yeah! That's true. Worg... give me the dish.
Mahah... Enjoy your meal.
May I offer Your highness the food.
Don't offer me anything I don't eat dinner.
Really? Don't you really wanna try some?
You're not officially a monk anymore.
Please have a bite...
Though I'm not a monk, I don't wanna eat it.
You don't eat a real meal.
How about some water? Drink some water.
So you won't upset what living inside your stomach.
Worg! Give me the water.
The monk doesn't eat the real meal.
Give me some water.
Water, Your highness.
May I offer you the water.
You don't need to use royal words with me.
Or offer me any food.
I'm just a former monk, not a cheap opera star.
I see.
Take it easy Spare some for me, too.
Are you gonna drink all of that?
Here.
Watch you eyes before they come out.
Here.
Amen. Amen. Amen.
Why are you closing your eyes?
Thinking Dharma or thinking Dirty?
Dharma, definitely!
Get out of my face now. Get out!
Before I show you a monk-style ass kicking.
You butt rash!
Why I'm so tired?
Travelling through a forest is tough.
Damn! I can't believe I overslept again.
I don't know why I got up so late.
If I were still a monk, wouldn't have anything to eat for the day.
Perhaps I might be occupied by the bad habit of a layman.
The money bag is gone!
I'm really in deep shit now.
What money bag?
The money bag was missing.
I'm serious.
When I woke up, it's already gone.
Look! They took all of our food too.
Aha! I see.
I can tell what you're up to.
Are you trying to take all the money?
You hid the money and claimed it missing, didn't you?
No!
Hey... Worg!
Worg!
You steal the money and pretend to have yourself tied up?
Damn! You tied it really tight.
Shit! You moron!!
Look at me... it's the thief. He took our money.
I woke up in the middle of last night.
I saw him grabbing the money bag from Mahah's sack.
I tried to stop him
fighting without thinking about my life.
We were giving our best shot. Such a close fight.
Unfortunately, I couldn't resist his power.
I got tied up...
and brutally tortured.
Finally he took our money.
Can you remember his face?
His face?
Yes. His face.
You said you had a close fight with him.
But how come you couldn't recognize his face.
Of course. I could.
What does he look like?
Rather dark skin with a short body.
Short hair and squared head.
It's a typical thug face. No need to describe.
We better go get him and take our money back.
Let's go!
Hold on... What about the children?
What?
What are you in a hurry for?
Hey... What is this?
A doll's leg.
It might belong to one of the kids.
If we really want to look for the children.
I think we gotta find food to eat first.
Good idea! We should split up to find the food.
Whatever you get... come to meet the rest of the group here.
Be careful.
Don't run into a tiger and a crocodile at the same time.
I'll go this way.
I'll go this way then.
This way is mine.
The book said that a four-feet animal will bring me fortune.
Good support from the superior.
What footprint is this?
It's a deer!!! A deer indeed.
Well, it's better than nothing.
Are there a few more for me?
No! That's my banana. Don't take it away.
Give it back.
Give that damn banana back to me. It's mine!
Why you do this to me, crazy monkey?
Give it back!
You crazy monkey!
Mr. Smart monkey... Please give the banana back to me.
What's now?
Oh yeah... You're so strong.
You're so awesome.
Well, I can't do what you just did.
I know I'm fat!
Don't let me catch you... I'll whoop your monkey ass.
You're making fun of me?
Making fun of me?
Give it to me!
You're getting on my last damn nerve...
Try some of this, will you? You die!
Told you... don't piss me off.
Aha! Look at your burning monkey ass.
I wonder if it's still edible.
Grill it and let the oil drip out.
Where is it? Where the hell is it?
Holy Shit! That's a tiger, not a deer.
Yuck!
He farts on my face too!
Help me! Help!
Where are all of you?
Father... I mean Mahah... Help me. Where are you?
I'm right here.
Damn!
Mahah... You gotta help me.
Or else the birds up there will shit on our heads.
Watch out!
As I wish!
Your words really come true.
You told the birds to shit and they shit instantly.
What have you been eating? Your shit stink!
What are you two doing up there?
Get down here. I have some bananas for you.
Hide yourself... Sum Lee... Get over here. Quickly!
Hurry up!
There is a tiger down there.
Tiger?
Let it show up then I'll change it to a tame cat.
His body is three meters long. Come up here!
Three meters? I will shrink it to three feet for you.
A tiger eats man for food, you know?
Eat man for food? But I eat a tiger as a snack.
It's just right behind you.
I'm not afraid of it!
He's brave, Mahah
Oh, he turns to face the tiger?
Hey! Why do you have to go that high?
If you miss and fall, you're gonna kill yourself.
I'm... I'm not scared.
Liar! You start to pee on yourself.
Oh Shit!
Pardon me... I can't hold it anymore.
I've never been this scared before in my life.
Mahah, your words really come true again.
It's still down there.
Go! Go away!
It's not three meters anymore. It's four meters now.
Go away!
You're so powerful, aren't you?
Let's see who will beat whom.
Give me that.
It's my fish!
All right! You're the winner
I don't care about the fish anymore.
If you want it, you can have it.
I wish you die from a fish bone sticking in your throat.
I don't want fish anymore. How about crocodile meat?
Who mentioned about facing a tiger and a crocodile?
Very amazing words indeed!
Next time, I'll break your bald head apart.
Who should have known before hand about that?
Just keep your mouth shut!
This place should have enough food for us for a meal.
Yeah... eating here for a meal.
Bring a meal with us.
And another meal. Three meals altogether.
Just two meals. Dinner is not necessary.
In your dream!
It's impossible for a place like this to let us eat for free.
Does any of us have any money at all?
I don't give a damn.
We go in there and eat.
If we have money, we pay. If not... we run!
What?
Excuse me.
Raka... what are you doing?
What do you want from me?
Is he the bastard that stole our food and money?
Let's see... No. He doesn't look like him.
Doesn't look like him?
How come?
He's dark, short, with a belly, squared head and a mustache.
He looks similar but not exactly like him. That's not him.
In what way that he doesn't look like him?
I can't tell. He has squared head... dark, short with a mustache.
No. He's not the guy.
Raka... put your gun away. Come on.
He's just look like what you said.
This is a border area.
We should keep an eye on the authorities too.
Why the heck did you say that, Mahah?
Yeah... Why?
How much is it?
Hey!
Thank you.
Give it to me!
Your lifeline is so nice and clear.
You'll have a long life. There is a line crossing the heart-line.
Look at him!
You have a big obstacle in your love life.
Love and love again. Love on top of another love.
Love of a betrayed friend.
Give me that money bag!
What money bag?
The money bag that you stole from us last night.
Worg... Are you telling us that...
This man is fat, short, with a squared head and a mustache.
I see... I see...
You mean the money that Rim Dong villagers
hired me to save their kids?
They hired me... so I gotta keep it.
Are you claiming to be master Suer the tiger?
That's very funny... blind man.
So you don't believe me, do you?
Look!
How dare you claim to be master Suer...
from just a tattoo looking like an ugly lizard?
I have some more. Here!
Is that enough?
If not.
I have one last tiger to show. A very clear one.
Hey!!
Enough! I don't wanna see it. Give me the bag.
Uncle... Soldiers are here to capture somebody.
Welcome to my restaurant... Please come in.
Make yourself at home.
- Please come inside. - What's good to eat?
Bring me two jars of booze.
Hurry up! I'm starving.
Hold on... Hold on... Come on.
- What are you doing? - Come on.
Add the sleeping pills in the jar... Quickly!
Sleeping pills? I don't have any.
If no sleeping pills, what kind of drug do you have?
I have drugs that help people love each other.
Helping people love each other...
Have you got my booze yet?
Yes sir... it's right here.
Just add whatever drug you have.
To mess up their body and make them feel weak.
Yeah.
Do you really think it's a good idea?
Yeah.
Hurry up! Hold on... just one second.
- What are you guys doing? - Easy.
Quickly.
Worg... what kind of drug is this?
A female supplement, the recipe of a fag ghost.
It worked like magic before.
Female drinks it, she'll be more feminine.
If a man drinks it...
he will turn to be a woman instantly.
We might accidentally drink it.
Damn! Why did you have to say that?
Have you got the booze for me?
What are you all doing behind here?
I'm Mahah Thong Suk, a clergyman.
That's all right.
Loving each other is more important.
Yes, sir.
Come on.
Take a sip.
Come on!
That's it!
Pass it!
Drink it! Did you hear me?
Okay... Drink... Drink.
Everyone drinks.
Or I take that as an insult.
The shop owner, too. Good
Is that enough?
What takes you so damn long? I'm starving.
Would you like to join us for a drink?
Hurry up! Did you hear me calling you?
Hey! Come on!
Let me tell you something first.
Whoever gets crocked easily can't sit here.
What is going on?
Hey... Stop it.
You drink like you never wet your whistle for years!
Wow... Handsome men.
How are you... my hunky stud muffin?
Watch your stomach... if you don't share your swig with others.
Yeah... Yeah... Let's dance and dance and dance.
Dance and Dance... Oh yeah... dance and dance.
Oh my god!
Aren't they the thieves who disguised as a monk?
Why are you shouting so loud? Bitch!
Stop making a fool of yourself!
What the hell are you doing?
You ruined the whole restaurant.
Shoot them... Kill them all.
Everyone... Prepare to shoot!
Go out there, bitch.
Don't shoot me... I'm the restaurant owner.
I don't know anything.
You are the very one!
Yes... I'm a very good one.
Oh... Hold on... What is going on here?
Take it easy... Whatever you wanna do with me?
I'll let you do it.
Take a sip... it could help cool you down.
Look... He's offering us the hooch.
Take it!
Fantastic!
Let me have the first gulp.
Sure! Help yourself.
We gotta run! Now!
Oh my god! My place is all blown up.
Why do you beat him, bitch?
What a damn drug!
It's my magic potion, Mahah.
The female supplement.
I used it to taint those soldiers.
It's all your fault. Your damn Worg!
Your damn fag ghost formula.
It may ruin my manhood
I'm just in puberty.
Still a virgin, I tell you.
All money is still here.
But it belongs to us.
Let me go!
Your armpit smells like shit.
Watch out! The money will fall into the water.
And why the hell did you say that?
Get down there!
Where?
- Find it. - Where's it?
Can't find it anywhere.
What is that?
The bag is kind of hefty.
Though the tide is strong, it shouldn't go far.
It's right here.
Everything is still intact but it's mine.
A good stuff won't run away from its owner.
It's high time.
Sorry to say this.
Whoever wanna go where, when, how... feel free to go.
Don't need to tell me... No need to say good bye.
- You moron. - Just calm down.
If he wanna sleep here, why don't we stay here too?
Let him have a good sleep.
Wait until his brain has enough rest.
When he wakes up, we can come to terms with him.
It's delicious.
This is so fresh and yummy...
Try some... Mahah.
A very fresh fish grilled with salt
is not easy to find in Bangkok, you know?
Stop leading on me.
You know that I don't eat dinner.
That's all right. I can eat it for you...
Pigging out food is my area of expertise.
I'm starving.
Go find yourself some food. There're fish in the water.
Or go find your food in the woods. Go!
Aren't your hands and feet good for anything?
Don't you feel ashamed at all asking us for food?
Go away! Go find your own food!
Fine! Like I really care!
Well, you're not hungry anymore?
Are you sure you don't wanna eat?
Eat!
But you can't just come here and eat our food.
If you eat our food, you must agree to be in our team.
If you agree to bring the children back to the villagers.
The reward money should be fairly divided among us.
Otherwise, we can't live together.
Sure! But I gotta keep the money for now.
When the children are saved, we'll split the money.
But, honestly, I don't trust a woman.
Because a woman is shabby.
Especially a female thief.
What if we split the money and you just take a powder?
And how are we gonna trust you that...
you won't disappear with money?
Yeah.
All right... all right. We think we can trust you, Mr. Tiger.
Can I eat now?
Why don't he brush his teeth?
Shit! That one is mine!
Who told you that? It's mine!
Look at him.
You can't miss the biggest fish, can you?
Yummy! This is very delicious.
Take a bath?
Oh Lord! Could you stop smirking?
What a dirty ass!
Just take your time.
The fish is already dead... It won't swim away from you.
Would you care for some water?
Hmm... Good! Good!
Crap! He smells like stinky shit.
Boy! I'm getting sleepy again.
I really wonder if he's a tiger or a dog.
I can hear that.
Look at him!
Get up! Up!
You eat more than anyone else... and also stinky like shit.
You must be the first on guard so everyone else can sleep.
Wait until one of us is up. Don't fall asleep on duty.
Can I sing?
Whatever you do... farting, singing or gargling with your pee.
You can do anything but you can't sleep.
No sleep whatsoever!
Mahah... can you tell me a bed-time story?
I wanna hear about the sacrifice of Vessantara.
Listen! This is not a time for a sermon.
I wanna sleep.
Go ask Worg over there.
Ask him to tell you a story.
If you're not willing, I don't give you a damn.
Once upon a time.
There was a lion and a mouse...
Which side of your eyes is actually blind?
Who told you I'm blind? I just cover it up.
My eyes can only see the light one side at a time.
Shoot!
What the hell!
What is wrong with you? Howling like seeing a ghost.
The ghost... The ghoul... The spook... The zombie.
Tong Ta Tong Ta Tong Teng
Hey!
Shut up!
We don't need your guard anymore.
You can go to sleep. Go!
No I can't. I'm kind of awake now.
When I start to sing... I'm alert and wanna keep singing.
Tong Ta Tong Ta Tong Teng
Monk is with the temple... The flea is with the dog.
The camel must be with fish.
Elephants must be with the the wilds.
Tong Ta Tong Ta Tong Teng
Whoever wanna dance... Don't be shy.
I can't sleep now 'cause I get used to sleeping next to a woman.
When you aren't with me... I always dream about you.
Ouch! Ouch!
That's hurt!
Ouch! Very painful.
Ouch! I'm lonely.
Hey! That's enough!
Stop singing!
You've been singing all night long.
How come your left eye is blind now?
What is the difference? As long as they are eyes.
What?
Sorry, guys.
I wasn't sleepy last night... but I'm getting drowsy now.
Damn!
Look! He really has a good taste for a pillow.
What a shitty ass!
Come on! Let's do it together.
Oh shit! Good Lord!
Yuck! I wonder when was the last time he got his ass cleaned.
To the stream over there... Just drag him in there.
Let's do it together.
Don't touch me!
Drag him into the stream.
You can sleep, I don't mind.
Stinky feet!
Raka, get him out.
Look at him!
Don't grab my ass!
Okay... Throw him into the water.
Drown him.
What a skunky ass he is!
Show him how you rub your ears. He smells horrible.
Put him underneath the water... and wash him thoroughly.
Hey... Are you gonna wake up?
Guys... Bring him up...
before he drown.
Turn his body.
Look! He's still asleep.
What makes him so damn sleepy?
Look! Over there!
Holy Crap!
Your foul smell kills even fish.
If anyone uses this water to drink...
The whole village would probably drop dead.
Look at him... I can't believe he's still dead asleep.
Take the money and leave him here.
No! We can't do that. We must keep our words.
We promise to help the children. We gotta go together.
Then we're gonna share the money as we agreed.
And how are we gonna take him with us?
He falls asleep wherever and whenever he likes.
Yeah... how are we gonna take him?
Well... that's a very good question.
Bingo! I know how we're gonna take him.
Since he likes an angel, we gotta take good care of him.
He can doze off whenever he gets tired.
He can have a concert when he'd like to.
He can eat whatever he likes.
What are you fussing for?
The more you grouch, the wearier you will get.
And when he's gonna wake up?
You guys gotta be careful now.
I think we've already crossed the Siamese border.
This is not our territory.
Yeah... There are the ruffians of Kachin-Lahoo
and the thugs of Chan.
All ruthless folks.
I think we should have taken his money
and leave him in the water like that.
Look at him...
His body is half-soaked, he's still conked out like a dead man.
I'm so not sure he's a tiger or a pig.
Hey!
What the hell is that?
Hey!
Hey... What is it?
Worg... Grab this!
That's what I've just talking about.
I told you... this is their territory.
Stop!
We need to pass your mine again, Master Kajorn.
Hopefully you don't mind.
Not at all, Captain.
If you need anything, just let me know.
I have a brand new gun for you.
What kind?
The newest model.
The newest model again?
The last one was the newest model.
And this one is also the newest model.
Better go finish your work quickly.
And go back to bring me another brand new gun
so I can shoot them three times a day.
Even before bedtime.
No, I came to sense after taking bedtime pills.
What are you staring at me for?
Please, Lord.
It's all right.
I just don't wanna be looked straight at my face.
Captain Johnson!
My dad told me to send his best regard to you.
He asked both of us and these guys
to escort Captain Johnson to his ship.
We thus need to pass your mine, too.
How is your dad doing?
He's fine. Thank you for your concern.
Well, it's good to hear that.
Though he's not well, I really don't care.
Can't help him anyway.
Captain, those stupid peasants...
have hired a few junky bullies
to retrieve their children back to the village.
So my dad has asked me and Tup to accompany you.
Only a few of them? Are they looking for their last day?
Just use your newest gun finish them all in a few shots.
If you don't mind, I'd like to get going now.
I really appreciate your hospitality.
See you again after the monsoon season.
Anytime, Captain.
Go ahead.
Come on. Hurry up!
They've passed the mine. What should we do?
We have no easy way to pass.
Do you know Lord Kajorn?
Unless you're his sidekick, he won't let you pass easily.
You must pay the entry fee.
Sometimes they seize both the money and the people.
And force them to work as slaves in his mine.
Then we're gonna fight them.
Only five of us? In your dream!
These bastards are all scamps.
If they are not former man-slayers.
Kajorn isn't gonna waste his money to keep them.
How about we use a longer route?
Then we speed up after we pass his mine.
That will take days.
Because both sides of the mine are full of abysses.
By that time, those bastards must already be on board.
If we're to catch them, we must pass through this mine.
Let's go home.
It's impossible. Those kids are helpless.
We can't go home.
Just walk through the mine.
And fight to the last ditch!
Wow! What a hot-tempered monk.
The soldiers that we saw at the restaurant?
Hey! Back off!
We're here to seize the thieves.
We're the soldiers from The Kingdom of Siam.
Now you know who we are... So Buzz off!
Soldiers and thieves are no difference here.
It's a little more expensive for soldiers to pass.
A soldier rate, you know?
Whatever you have, give us all.
Money, clothes and the horse you're riding.
All you can have is your body.
The naked body!
Look! What we got here?
Excuse me, sir. We're strangers here.
We went to find stuff in the woods and somehow got here.
Could we pass through here to get home?
We ask for your mercy.
Where is your house?
Sub Khor by the seashore, Sir.
You just can't get through here for free.
You gotta pay the entry fee.
We haven't sold the stuff from the woods.
Really have no money.
Well, since you can't pay the fee.
You must leave one of your fellows here.
Maybe I can use him to work.
I'll take the one in the back then.
The one hiding back there.
No! Let me go!
Woman!
That's good. I like it.
Bring her back there.
Go! Move! Don't struggle.
You all can go now.
Go! Get out!
Stop wriggling! Grab her!
Let go of me!
Hold her tightly.
Don't let her squirm to hit my pretty face.
Let me see her face.
Wow... Your face's very nice.
Let's me smell your armpit and see if its also nice.
You freak!
How about the other side...
You bitch!
Don't you know how to wash your clothes... it stinks!
I'm getting horny now.
You bastard!
She got the curse!
Who are you laughing at?
Fuck! Why the hell can't you hold it!
Let me do first...
Hold her tightly.
You bastard!
Hey! Raka!
Raka... We gotta get out of here... Hurry up!
Wait... where are we going?
Let me go... I'm gonna kill them all.
No! Do you wanna get killed?
Don't you see how many they are?
Calm down... You'll get another chance soon.
What are you yelling for? Wanna bite the bullet?
Oh my goodness!
There are plenty of bombs to blow the whole mountain.
These are good stuff. Ill take it all.
Take it easy.
Calm down. Don't get angry.
What did you help me for?
Why don't you just let them kill me?
We're in the same team
but nobody said anything when they took me.
Not even a little move.
Is this what I should get from the tiger?
There were hundreds of them...
and in front of the bastard Kajorn...
if we're against him, we're all gonna get killed.
Everyone's safe now. We should call it a night.
Tomorrow we'll have to track for the kids.
Just take it easy.
Let bygones be bygones, you know?
Leave me alone!
Leave me alone! All of you!
Won't you help me carry it, Worg?
Do you smell the sea? We're almost there.
Hey... Hurry up!
What a waste!
Wait for me!
Let go of me! No!
I don't want to go.
Let's get out of here!
Help me!
Look! They're moving the kids into the ship.
Where is Sum Lee?
Where the hell is he? He's wussy!
Should we go rescue the kids now?
Oh hey!
What is he doing?
What are you doing?
No! No!
Back off.
Watch out for the kick!
What?
Watch out for the punch!
Stop warning me!
I'm about to warn you about that kick!
Where have you been? I lead two of them here.
Go ahead... Whip their asses!
Don't worry. I'll cover your back. Go!
Yeah! Whip them!
That's it!
Wow... Excellent.
You clumsy Raka!
Your time has come, Johnson!
Come on. They're going away now.
Come here.
Tell your men to release the kids or you're a dead man.
Now! Tell them!
Hurry up!
Quickly.
This way kids. Quickly!
We're here to help you.
I let them go... and you should let me go, too.
Get the hell out of here.
And don't let me see your damn face in Siam again.
Watch out! Hide yourself quickly.
Bua... help me!
There is still one kid left there.
Come with me, kid!
Move it.
Come to get it!
Here is my skyrocket!
It's going now.
This magical potion has saved so many lives.
Let's pour it into his mouth.
Okay. Let's try.
No!
Get away from me.
I've made myself survived.
If I take your medicine, I'll definitely kick the bucket.
You still want some more?
Here you go another one!
How about that? Don't get your candy ass back here again.
Don't get your candy ass back here again.
Or else I'll blow up your ass.
Yike!
Holy Smoky!
Look! The skyrocket!
Look! Look!
I'm out of here.
Come on... Get over here.
Come over here, Mahah.
I told you!
Don't warn us any damn thing!
What does it has to do with me?
You should walk carefully before you fall.
It's time to go home, kids!
Come on! Get up!
By now your parents... ...might be so worried about you.
We might need to make a detour.
I don't wanna pass the mine of that asshole again.
Hey... Worg.
Not coming with us? Wanna dope your self to death here?
I poisoned myself and died already.
Well, don't forget to bury yourself too.
I gotta go now.
Man! Wait for me.
How could you be so mean leaving me alone here?
What kind of a clergyman you are!
If those aliens are back to get me.
And put me on sale like those kids
I would be fucked.
You simply give them your female supplement
and then do a gang-bang with all of them.
Damn.
Was that coming from your mouth?
I'm not going with you guys.
I don't like travelling to where I went before.
Say good-bye to Sum Lee for me.
Why can't you wait till we send the kids home?
Then you can go wherever you want.
The children have you and the rest of us...
I'm sure they'll be home safe and sound.
Come on! Let's go together.
That's fine...
If she wanna leave us, let her go.
And take this before you go.
Here is your share of the money.
So you don't have to steal for a while.
Let's go, folks.
Come on.
Hey... you bastards... Move it quickly!
Are you two gonna die alone?
Nobody is dying 'cause I have a magic formula.
You won't die easily with a doctor nearby.
Where is Sum Lee?
He took the kids back home.
Its showtime.
Hey... Follow me!
How are you doing... my smelly armpit?
I guess your curse already gone.
So you come back to give yourself to me.
You die!!
Whoop her ass!
Let go of me.
One of them is still left.
What the fuck is going on with you?
Come on! Put them in the cart.
You bastards! Die!!
Shit! I gotta get my ass out of her.
Where the hell are you going?
Raka!
Kill them!
Throw it at them!
You fucking moron!
You idiot... Get them!
This bitch is getting on my fucking nerve.
Mahah... You can't die. You gotta be strong.
Worg... You can't leave me.
Kids... stay right here, okay?
Worg! Mahah!
Mahah... breathe!
You gotta be strong, Mahah.
Medicine?
Do you want Worg's magic medicine?
- No way! - No way!
Oh?
It cant be eaten, only apply on skin.
We might survive that way. But if we eat it, no chance!
Are you all right?
Yes. I daubed the wound with the herb.
It'll get healed in a few hours.
You mean... a gun-shot wound?
Even worse than this I can heal it
Mahah, let's put my medicine on you wound.
No! I don't believe in your drug.
Leave me alone.
All right, kids... Let's go.
Hurry up!